Thursday, March 29, 2007

Payback's a Bitch, Ain't it Big Fella?

As regular readers will know, 8 months ago Bigfoot and his lawyers convinced some judge to order me to delete all of the entries on this blog and turn over all my excavation notes pursuant to some totally bogus statute.

But here's a little theory I'm working on: all of a sudden Bigfake has got a bunch of problems way more serious than a one-woman crusade against his fraudulent Intellectual Giant of an Ape Man self. So I will be reposting all those entries in light of today's entirely predictable cameraphone scandal (why the hell didn't I think of that?). I'll also repost all the evidence maybe people won't be so quick to dismiss now, like my excavation notes from Burns mound, and all my photos and maps. (Ha! That's right. I've got all the site info in my garage. The court order didn't say anything about xeroxes you lawyered-up, effete, pointy-headed ape man!)

So yes, it has been a big day over here at Unemployed Cassie HQ. Way too much for me to recap here right now. But see Archaeology Magazine for the skinny.

As you can imagine, the phone has been ringing off the hook, but no call was more welcome than the one from Moms. "Honey," she said. "Now is no time to gloat. It's not about you telling the world I told you so"

No Mom? What time is it?

"It's time for you to open three bottles of champagne and file suit against that bastard! The gloating comes later after you've got all his money."

Well said Mom.

Be sure to check this space for exciting field notes, thrilling stratigraphic profiles, damning site reports, and lots and lots of gloating.




sassy-quatch said...

There is simply no accounting for the vindictive thrill Ms. Sotting seems to get from her conspiracy of fabrication, character assassination, and prestidigitation. It's like she enjoys smearing this great primate's reputation for her own personal gain. Follow the evidence people--who has the most to gain? Sotting and all her anti-yeti-ite goons.

BF??puhleeze said...

who the frak are you, sassy-quatch, anyway? Pseudoarcheotool. Look at what's going on here! Listen, this isn't about human bias... I have a quite intimate relationship with a bonobo mutant, she is my best friend and brilliant on the subject of Austen. A liar is a liar is a liar. If we blind our eyes to his BIGFAKE's arrogant folly because he's an ape-whatsit, we are truly bigots.

Anonymous said...

I seem to be in the minority here but I knew Bigfoot back in college, before he became the archeo-celebrity he is today and I feel moved to comment on the Bigfoot I remember. He was such a sweet ape, hard-working and conscientious, and we studied for our finals together in the fall of Freshman year. I ended up leaving Vassar after that semester and Big and I didn't keep in touch, but for those of you out there who are understandably upset by the latest scandal to surround him, just keep in mind, not so long ago, he was a scared undergrad, just trying to pass Archaeology 101. Try to have a heart, we all make mistakes.

Anonymous said...

Charles Lyell writes: This isn't about human v. ape. It's about the truth. I wouldn't know Bigfoot from my own Grandmother--no axe to grind here one way or t'other. I don't care about him or Sotting, just the real truth. Maybe it's time we call in an outside expert, like Paul Bahn, to assess the evidence. He could cut through the personal atatcks and get to the bottom of this. The world deserves to know the truth.

zawadi said...

wow i was reading about the Bigfoot Legend and I found something more interesting..
Something as sensetive as Excavations and things to this nature, the whole Arhceology thing... who in the hell would want to mess with history and totally try to confuse people... or was it to make him famous?.. if that didnt this story about him will lol lol Good work... you made copies lol lol lol

sassy-quatch said...

the truth will be told--this kind of prejudice has been around for ages.

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