Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Bigfoot and the Long, Hairy Arm of the Law

Dear Everybody,

So they got to me.

Waiting in the mail today was a scary-looking cease and desist order from Bigfake's fancy New York lawyers. It looks like I have no choice but to take down all the images, maps, and other info I've posted here over the past several months that PROVE Bigfake is indeed a big honking faker.

I'm dispensing with any pretence to formal academic language here because my CIVIL RIGHTS are being VIOLATED, and I'm pretty pissed about it.

Screw you Bigfake. You'll get yours.

Love,

Cassie

6 comments:

Julie Powell said...

Stand UP, girlfriend! Don't let the bespectacled APE get you DOWN!!! Paypal button to raise funds to stop this???? ;)

seriously. Youre work lives on. Stay strong stay PROUD.

Amelie said...

No one seems to have seen him lately. I mean, the guy's always been a bit reclusive, but now it's almost like he's a mythical being. Proof of his guilt?

ArkyMESSIAH said...

Longtime reader, first time commenter. Cas (may I call you Cas?) you give the lie to the obsequious archeo-mysto conglomerate. A is right - what's with the hoopla. The guy is a fake AND a faker. Truth to power, yo.

sassy-quatch said...

this is just another prejudiced attempt to invalidate all the archaeology done by non-humans. when you will people learn his work is as valuable as anyone else's? what's next in sotting's vindictive withchunt?

sagman, bennett, robbins, oppenheim and taft said...

Cease and desist!

http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/4180/copyofcavemanlawyer22ku.jpg

Anonymous said...

You know, your case reminds me of verses Sir Walter Raleigh wrote centuries ago:

Tell potentates, they live
Acting by others' action;
Not loved unless they give,
Not strong but by a faction:
If potentates reply,
Give potentates the lie.

That's right. Give Bigfoot the lie. He deserves it. That picture on the Archaeology website--the best site on the web imho--says it all.

Lord Monboddo